Wednesday 28 December 2011

Marjorie's Story



David's neighbours keep chickens, one of them, Marjorie, is a naughty chicken, she had developed a serious hatred of another of her kind and constantly pecked it and pulled its feathers out. So, Marjorie was sentenced to solitary confinement but was given the run of next door's courtyard. Unfortunately, everyone had forgotten that chickens can fly a bit and, again unfortunately, it was David who discovered, when he awoke, that Marjorie was sitting on his fence. He was a "bit concerned". Anyway, no harm done, the owners caught her, removed her privileges and incarcerated her in a disused rabbit hutch with two five a side goals for added protection. We await the outcome of this unusual case with interest!!

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